Kris Jenner Files For Divorce

In related news, Bruce Jenner (sources
Now insist he can)
Admit he’s “consciously uncoupling”
From being a man.

After his sex change is completed, he’ll
Look different but still dapper
And will later marry an NBA star after
Making a sex tape with a rapper.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-kris-jenner-divorce-bruce-jenner-split-20140922-story.html

 

Katie Holmes Came To Her Senses & Dumped Tom Cruise

Good for you, sweetie --- I’m sure this wasn’t easy.

You’re happy as a clam since your ship

Has come in. By the way, it must be nice now to not

Have a stupid clam you have to worship.

If you’re a brainwashed scientologist out to censor

People trashing your cult with duplicity,

Please feel free to mention my name & my blog ---

(Truth be told, I could use the publicity.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Clambake