Thursday, May 30, 2013

Michele Bachmann Won’t Seek Reelection

Campaign-related ethics charges are pending but
The thing that’s undeniably most odd
Is she could face jail time for the creepy way she
Used to whisper, “Je-hooo-vahh God.”

Sunday, May 26, 2013

To The Cowardly Terrorists Who Murdered That British Soldier In London

You hit him with your car, then used sharp knives.
Each of you is such a fraud ---
Afraid to fight fair, you hid behind your vehicle as
You also hide behind your god.

Boasting into that stranger’s cell phone, one of you
Looked both bloody & sweaty
Utterly clueless of the damage to your religion that
You just did with your machete.

Truth be told, I don’t know much about any religion.
However, the thing that doesn’t fly I’ve
Concluded is after hearing of that soldier’s killing
That Allah wanted to give a high-five.

Monday, May 6, 2013

A Thought About That Video Of Witherspoon’s DUI-Related Arrest

When Reese says, “Do you know
My name?” (which I love a lot)
She’s indignant. It’s not because
She’s so drunk that she forgot.