Sunday, June 30, 2013

Santorum Named CEO Of Christian Film Studio

Current projects that he now has in development include
A large number of things ---
“It’s A Wonderful Afterlife,” “All About Adam and Eve”
And “The Lion King Of Kings.”

One additional film in the pipeline Santorum hopes
Paul Newman fans will adore
Is based on a popular motion picture from 1967 ---
“Cool Hand Luke 1:1-4.”

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Supreme Court Justices Overturn Civil Rights Legislation

This court doesn't lean to the left, so it's no big
Surprise they didn’t deliver the right goods:
Is it me or do their black robes all of a sudden
Now seem a whole lot more like white hoods?

Thursday, June 20, 2013

T. & Sympathy

I once asked a casting director a question
She couldn’t ignore:
“Is there is a certain type of actor you’re
Always looking for?”

Geri Windsor smiled sweetly --- as if it were
Somewhat absurd of
Me not to know: “A great one around forty
Who no one’s heard of.”

That elusive commodity is still sought after now and
It wasn’t luck but Fate
That 37-year-old James Gandolfini met David Chase
Back in 1998.

Off they went & we all hopped in the back seat of
“The Sopranos” car. Is
It not true that Gandolfini became a star but also
Redefined what a star is?

I had looked forward to his future acting career & hoped
That Gandolfini would eventually play
Roles by lugs like Paul Douglas and Broderick Crawford
In “Clash By Night” & “Born Yesterday.”

But what might've been isn’t what’s important right now ---
What was the hand we’ve been dealt?
Seeing one of our greatest actors in one of the greatest roles
Who made us feel things we’d never felt.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Attention: GOP Politicians Whose Boys Made Anti-Gay, Anti-Semitic & Anti-Black Tweets

Listen up: there’s
No need, guys,
For any of you
To apologize.

This is simply who you are: do I have
To get out charts? Is
It not clear you’re not down with gays
Jews and schvartses?

These are your family values, along with
Hating women and loving guns ---
Is there any surprise at all these views are
Now being expressed by your sons?

Those groups will never vote Republican, so
Embrace these beliefs that form
The basis of just who are as well as your next
Presidential election platform.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

What Does The Average Guy Think Of NSA Leaker Edward Snowden?

“Traitor? Hell, no! He’s an American hero!”
Will be their sole answer ---
Not for what he did in his job but because
His girlfriend’s a pole dancer.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

New Study On Los Angeles' Most & Least Successful

The haves have yachts
The haves have lots.
The have-nots' stomachs
Have lots of knots.

Republicans Bring Steven Seagal To Russia To Help Boston Bombing Inquiry

If he meets any questionable Chechens, he
Doesn't have to spit on them:
He can go into take care of business mode
And aggressively sit on them