Tuesday, July 29, 2014

New Hope For People With Erectile Dysfunction

For many men this is so distressing, a problem that makes
Them feel alone and stuck in a corner:
Perhaps they should try what works for Rupert Murdoch &
Make a takeover bid for Time Warner.


Monday, July 14, 2014

Germany Wins World Cup

Mario Goetze’s unforgettable goooooooooal
Had him sprinting like a cheetah:
It was the worst thing to happen to Argentina
Since Madonna starred in “Evita.”


Saturday, July 5, 2014

UK Phone Hacking Trial Ends: Top Murdoch Men Go To Jail

What conceivable scandal could ever top this saga?
A new story raises creepy suspicions
About a decades-long cover-up of a pedophile ring
That involves top British politicians.