Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Katie Holmes. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Why Are People So Happy About The Break-up Of Cruise & Holmes?


She took the cards she was dealt & let
It be known she wasn’t bluffing.
How did it go? Feel free to do the math:
Katie 1, Scientology Nothing.

http://bostonherald.com/track/celebrity/view/20120710tom_cruise_divorce_agreement_gives_katie_holmes_primary_custody

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Katie Holmes Came To Her Senses & Dumped Tom Cruise


Good for you, sweetie --- I’m sure this wasn’t easy.
You’re happy as a clam since your ship
Has come in. By the way, it must be nice now to not
Have a stupid clam you have to worship.

If you’re a brainwashed scientologist out to censor
People trashing your cult with duplicity,
Please feel free to mention my name & my blog ---
(Truth be told, I could use the publicity.)