Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Starbucks Says Guns Are "Unwelcome" But Not "Banned"

So declares its CEO Howard Schultz.
This really pulls my
Chain in how it so masterfully hits the
Indecision bull's-eye.

Monday, September 16, 2013

News Headline: "9/11 Anniversary To Be Marked With Somber Tributes"

Somber? Who knew? Great journalism, guys!
That's such insightful working.
I assumed Andrew Dice Clay would be booked
And Miley would be twerking.

Sheldon Adelson Would Be Willing To Help With Syria Predicament

What a welcome, generous offer! To this discussion
I'm sure he has a lot to bring, which
Would assist all parties concerned with this crisis ---
I do hope he calls President Gingrich.