Sunday, March 30, 2014

Nixon Report Exonerated Him Of Any Watergate Wrongdoing

Dick's lawyer who headed up this investigation
Declared his client clean
But he didn't interview Haldeman, Colson, Liddy
Ehrlichman or even Dean.

Okay --- that never happened but this makes it clear
That it's total, complete and absolute baloney
For Chris Christie's probe not to talk to Bridget Kelly,
David Wildstein, David Samson or Bill Baroni.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Some Thoughts From A Parent Of An Autistic Son About Jenny McCarthy

If the mercury in vaccines causes autism,
Let me make this humble submission:
Why didn't all children exposed to mercury
Wind up with this particular condition?

When mercury was removed from vaccines,
What should've opened our eyes
Is rates of autism didn't suddenly decline but
Continued to exponentially rise.

A recent article in Time suggests a more
Logical & likely solution
That autism may very well be connected
To issues of pollution.

Apart from autism, these anti-vaccination views
Have additionally contaminated
General beliefs, so that some diseases are back
That had been long eradicated.

I'm sure Jenny thinks she's helping people
But it's fitting to mention
That her advocacy seems like another way
For her to get attention.

She seized upon her son's illness & used to
To increase her fame --- golly, it's
Pathetic, misguided & dangerous. She's to
Autism what Sarah Palin is to politics.,0,1476305.story#axzz2wKboHbtn

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Ohio Republican Andrew Brenner Calls Public Education “Socialism”

He wonders just what the solution is. Well,
I mulled this over & prevailed. It
Appears that would be ignorance. Andy ---
High-five! You totally nailed it!

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Bill O’Reilly Slams Obama's Appearance On Comedy Show “Between Two Ferns” To Promote Affordable Care Act

Hidden in this foolish criticism
The truth is quietly lurking.
The GOP isn't mad he did it ---
They're mad that it's working.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Overlooked Highlight In The Hacking Trial Of Rebekah Brooks, The Former Top Executive For Rupert Murdoch

Her husband's stash of lesbian porn that
He was unable to toss or lock up
Was found by police. She described this
Incident as a monumental "cock-up."

Rebekah, hmm, how can I best say this?
Let me take a moment & mention
That the word you chose re: men & porn
Is pretty much their main intention.