Thursday, October 31, 2013
So, what we all need to do right now
Is quietly take a breath
And accept that life's only certainty
Would appear to be death.
What a juicy story! It’s just the kind that Murdoch’s
Minions were always lurking for ---
They’ll have a field day with this. Hold on, I forgot:
It’s Murdoch they were working for.
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Republicans Oppose Obamacare --- But They’re Angry That Computer Glitches Are Delaying Its Implementation?
Shouldn't all these screw-ups make them happy?
Why publicly put the onus
On HHS Secretary Selbelius? They instead should
Recommend she get a bonus.
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
However, he’s still listening to all calls at Showtime ---This is precisely how he spends
His free time because he loves “Homeland” and wants
To find out how season three ends.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Jay-ZIf you think you’re the one being “demonized” here, you’re
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Second Black Shopper Arrested After Leaving Barneys And Being Wrongfully Charged With Credit Card Fraud
I predict a Barneys exec will give lots of swag to an Oprah audienceAnd dutifully do much bowing and scraping
But cops will then detain every Black person who got a free gift when
They’re three blocks away from the taping.
I thought there was a “t” after the “oo”And imagined something gory
Which, you have to admit, would be a
Very different kind of story.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Maybe it’s just me but if I’m ever in an ensembleThat’s sinking fast, trust me, that’ll
Be my cue to stop playing, jump overboard & use
My stringed instrument as a paddle.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Jamie, let me take a moment here to
Politely remind you
When you are the problem, you can’t
Put it behind you.
Monday, October 21, 2013
Why Senator Ted Cruz Spending So Much Time On House Issues Is Like A Weird Neighborhood Watch Meeting
This guy has crazy ideas and warns any dissentersThat opposing him will mean a bruising defeat.
Someone finally gets a word in edgewise and then
Tells him, “You don’t even live on this street.”
He kept secrets for eight years as Dubya’s VPBut felt there wasn’t any bad reason
To reveal a major “Homeland” plot point that
Helped define its second season?
Friday, October 18, 2013
Anthony, I can understand your disappointment andHow much you’ve resented it.
I suggest you send a below the waist selfie to Al Gore,
The guy who (duh) invented it.
Thursday, October 17, 2013
The timing to do this couldn’t be betterWhich means Mitt has no need to grouse:
He’ll be tearing down his home just as
The Tea Party has torn down the House.
Shutting down the government to stop Obamacare?
Not a well-thought out plan of attack
It’s like being bombed here at home by the Saudis
And then deciding to invade Iraq.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Ted Cruz Hired As A Waiter At Tortilla Coast Where He Held His Secret Tea Party Meeting In The Basement
“Yeah, I know you ordered the inside out burrito… but unlessYou reject Obamacare, I’m afraid I am
Unable to serve you & your only sustenance will have to be my
Reading from ‘Green Eggs and Ham.’”
So, who exactly is to blame the most?
I won’t linger anointing
Boehner or Cruz. Let’s just sit back &
Enjoy the finger pointing.
Some terrorists may wind up throwing in the towel.“What a mistake we’ve made! The
Tea Party can hurt the U.S. much more than we can:
Maybe we can disband al Qaeda.”
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Charlie, I know you’re trying to talk to tough butYou really have to do better. It
Is pretty clear that for the GOP it’s a compliment
To be called a “Confederate.”
What single event best describes the current state
Of his debasement?
He met with House pals in a Tex-Mex restaurant
Down in the basement.
Monday, October 14, 2013
They decided to kick it to the other houseAt the particular moment when it
Dawned on them they could now whine,
“We didn’t cave! Blame the Senate!”
Sunday, October 13, 2013
PeyserPoem for 10-13-13
Taking their lead from Ted Cruz, these folks would be wiseTo not blindly ignore the specter
That like-minded pols who insisted Romney couldn’t lose
Now work in the private sector.