Monday, February 24, 2014
He's white and middle-aged
And always in a rage:
Every paparazzi he wants to box ---
He needs a new start, he's
Ideal to switch parties
And become a commentator for Fox.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Rand Paul, Rick Perry: Ted Nugent Should Apologize For Calling President Obama A “Chimpanzee” & A “Subhuman Mongrel”
I saw this coming and
Knew it would foment
For Republicans their
Sister Souljah moment.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
What's making the governor
Feel so glad now?
Blaming the whole shebang
On Rachel Maddow.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
His goal was to fire up all the crowds
To show that he hasn't lost it ---
Insiders were surprised he didn't eat
The read meat before he tossed it.
You have to admit that's a very bold position
Both unyielding and unflinching ---
I guess it was another Clarence Thomas who
Railed about a "high-tech" lynching.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
That isn't a joke. It's a real headline --- I'm not
If that doesn't get Christie back to New Jersey,
I guess Reince Priebus really wants to return
To that three-ring media fright show
(Or maybe this is just a diabolical plan to get
Jay Leno back on "The Tonight Show.")
I hope ex-Gov. Blagojevich will reach
Out to Chris with humility
And kindly offer to show him the ropes
At his correctional facility.
Monday, February 10, 2014
Marco's response to that question?
That's not the way to go ---
The answer people are looking for
Is a simple "Yes" or "Whoa."
Christie’s Claim That He Didn’t Know Fort Lee Mayor Contradicted By 2010 Luncheon At Governor’s Mansion
I think Chris can stick to that position:
It wouldn't be a stunt for him
To ignore invited guests and just focus
On food put in front of him.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Tail-gunner Joe said on this very day that lots of commies
Were working in the Department of State.
14 years later, The Beatles went on "Ed Sullivan" and they
Knocked the world out like a heavyweight.
Senator McCarthy died back in 1957 --- this is
Clearly why he never could've
Seen The Fab Four. If liquor hadn't killed him
That TV appearance would've.
Governments change and pendulums shift:
Was destined to have come up short against
The rise of Beatlemania.
Friday, February 7, 2014
Perhaps the one thing that was getting
Was that all the lanes there needed to
He can try to dismiss Bridgegate interest
As nothing but liberal media rage
But that's harder to sell when the scandal
Now has its own Wikipedia page.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
Wildstein’s Specially Created Port Authority Job Had No Job Description: He Got $150,000 A Year To Spy For Christie
Wouldn't it have been
To have just hired a
I've just emailed the Port Authority
And then I eagerly proposed
That I replace Wildstein. (Damn it,
The position has been closed.)
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
This kind of activity really has no upside and
Even if you're rigorously defending it to
Your boss and the press, you're toast ... unless
It's Anthony Weiner you're sending it to.
"We're bigger than Jesus"
Lennon once claimed:
Parents and clerics
Were all inflamed.
But for a time
Weren't we all
Apostles of both
John and Paul?
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
For Christie now, it's
Never a slow news day:
Just another manic
Monday (or Tuesday.)
Monday, February 3, 2014
Conservatives Go Crazy Over Super Bowl Coca-Cola Ad With “America The Beautiful” Sung Partly In Different Languages
Their hysterical responses make
Me chuckle and sigh:
Multiculturalism is as American
As imam and apple pie.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
All tend to mutiny
At the prospect of