Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hold On: Issa Is Mad At Secret Service Chief Julia Pierson For White House Security Breaches?

Considering his loathing for President Obama
Why would Darryl want to peddle
Such complaints? I bet those lapses thrilled him
And he’d like to give her a medal.



Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Kris Jenner Files For Divorce

In related news, Bruce Jenner (sources
Now insist he can)
Admit he’s “consciously uncoupling”
From being a man.

After his sex change is completed, he’ll
Look different but still dapper
And will later marry an NBA star after
Making a sex tape with a rapper.



Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Vice Chair Of Arizona Republicans Resigns After Saying Poor Women Should Be Sterilized

Considering how Neanderthal the GOP’s become
One can understand the commotion ---
Party elders should have thought about this more
And given Russell Pearce a promotion.


Monday, September 15, 2014

Michael Vick, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson

Beat your dog, your wife, your child.
As long as there are end zone dances
League officials look the other way:
Another round of second chances.

Beat your wife, your dog, your child.
No matter if the media is caught up
In a frenzy, it’ll pass soon enough ---
“This is the way I was brought up.”

Beat your child, your dog, your wife.
Don’t think this is fatal at all. Should
You panic, just remember your faith ---
“God told me that ‘it’s all good.’”

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Friday, September 5, 2014