Michael Vick, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson

Beat your dog, your wife, your child.
As long as there are end zone dances
League officials look the other way:
Another round of second chances.

Beat your wife, your dog, your child.
No matter if the media is caught up
In a frenzy, it’ll pass soon enough ---
“This is the way I was brought up.”

Beat your child, your dog, your wife.
Don’t think this is fatal at all. Should
You panic, just remember your faith ---
“God told me that ‘it’s all good.’”