Headline In The Guardian: “Christie cleared again of involvement in New Jersey ‘Bridgegate’ scandal”

This decision was recently reached by what
One could characterize as acres
Of people who are known to the public as
New Jersey state lawmakers.

Good for Chris! It’ll all clear sailing now ---
No one should be in any way hesitant
To immediately stop calling him “Governor”
And start calling him “Mr. President.”

Goodbye, Garden State! Hello, Washington D.C.!
Hold on --- I don’t really want to hit a dissonant
Note, but I just saw the story’s last line: “The US
Attorney’s office is still investigating the incident.”

Gee, that takes all of the fun out of that headline
And makes me a bit wary --- it
Seems like accidentally putting the lead in a hole,
If not actually deciding to bury it.

http://www.theguardian.com/…/chris-christie-cleared-again-n…

 

Nixon Report Exonerated Him Of Any Watergate Wrongdoing

Dick's lawyer who headed up this investigation
Declared his client clean
But he didn't interview Haldeman, Colson, Liddy
Ehrlichman or even Dean.

Okay --- that never happened but this makes it clear
That it's total, complete and absolute baloney
For Chris Christie's probe not to talk to Bridget Kelly,
David Wildstein, David Samson or Bill Baroni.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/david-samson-resignation-032814

New Strategy For Christie In The Never-ending Bridgegate Saga

What's making the governor
Feel so glad now?
Blaming the whole shebang
On Rachel Maddow.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/christies-strategy-blame-the-media

 

Possible Explanation For Bill Baroni's Role In Bridgegate

Perhaps the one thing that was getting
Him down
Was that all the lanes there needed to
Slim down.

http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Kid-Got-Fit-Can/dp/0762770473/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1391794909&sr=1-1&keywords=bill+baroni

Sign That Chris Christie’s Problems Are Bigger Than He Thinks

He can try to dismiss Bridgegate interest
As nothing but liberal media rage
But that's harder to sell when the scandal
Now has its own Wikipedia page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgegate_(scandal)

One Aid Resigns, Another Takes The Fifth & Won’t Hand Over Subpoenaed Documents

For Christie now, it's
Never a slow news day:
Just another manic
Monday (or Tuesday.)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/christie-aide-resigns-subpoenaed-bridge

The Intersection of Autobiography & Geography

Doesn't it appear increasingly likely
That the bullying and portly
New Jersey governor will be undone
By what he did in Fort Lee?

 

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/11/that_smacks_of_watergate_expert_tells_salon_which_charges_could_reach_chris_christies_office/