Attention All Republicans Dramatically Clutching Their Pearls Because The President Isn't Going To Scalia's Funeral

Are you familiar with Obama’s SOTU speeches?
Then I would suppose
You may perhaps recall that Nino --- as a rule ---
Failed to attend those.

 

Attention All Republicans Furious That Obama's Last Supreme Court Pick Won't Be A Worthy Successor To Scalia

Stop acting like you have some noble purpose and
Are objective and impartial ---
41 gave us an empty robe named Clarence Thomas
To replace Thurgood Marshall.

 

What Obama Should Do About This Sudden Supreme Court Vacancy

My wife had this singular suggestion
That (understandably) will
Make Republicans crazy --- replace
Justice Scalia with Anita Hill.

The Most Honest Republican In America Weighs In On The Midterm Elections

“Anthony from San Diego” called a C-SPAN show.
The impact couldn’t have been bigger
And he boldly announced, “This is about race ---
The Republicans hate that nigger … ”

This is what they say behind closed doors:
Perhaps he (without a care craves)
To speak from his heart these dark thoughts
And then share them on the airwaves.

The right wing winds that are now blowing
Aren’t warm but rather glacial
And Anthony helps put the lie to their meme
That America’s now post-racial.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/live…/cspan-caller-obama-n-word



 

Bill O’Reilly Slams Obama's Appearance On Comedy Show “Between Two Ferns” To Promote Affordable Care Act

Hidden in this foolish criticism
The truth is quietly lurking.
The GOP isn't mad he did it ---
They're mad that it's working.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/white-house-declares-mission-accomplished-after-obamas-betwe

Rand Paul, Rick Perry: Ted Nugent Should Apologize For Calling President Obama A “Chimpanzee” & A “Subhuman Mongrel”

I saw this coming and
Knew it would foment
For Republicans their
Sister Souljah moment.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rand_paul_ted_nugent_should_apologize

Obama Shook Hands With Raul Castro At Nelson Mandela’s Memorial Service

Was this some rookie mistake? Nah, Barack's
Hardly a rookie --- let alone a newbie --- so
Let's assume that a presidential perk sometimes
Is doing stuff just to piss off Marco Rubio.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rubio-complains-that-obama-didn-t-take-castro-to-task-for-denying-basic-freedoms

David Mamet Calls Obama A "Tyrant"

Translation: "I haven't had a hit in many years:
I'm bitter and old with prospects dim.
I'm so f***ing sad that my time has passed but
I feel a little better being mad at him."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/29/david-mamet-obama_n_4360243.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment

LaPierre Says Obama Is After Your Rifle, Shotgun & Handgun

Wayne, Barack really intends

To make you hurt, son:

He’ll also be coming soon to

Seize your squirt gun.

He wants your thumb and index finger

So you can’t beckon

With them and then pretend that your

Hand is a weapon.

This revelation will make you wish

You were loaded and locked:

New laws will even prevent you from

Ever going off half-cocked.

Stay vigilant, Wayne! Stay awake!!

If you take a nap, one

Of Barack’s jack-booted thugs will

Also steal your cap gun.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/lapierre-obama-wants-to-take-your-rifle-shotgun

If Obama’s Handling Of Hurricane Sandy Keeps Helping Him Until Election Day

Just as the Saxons

Despised the Normans

This will prove that

God hates Mormons.

Former NH Governor Calls Obama Un-American, Is Then Ordered By Team Romney To Apologize

John Sununu

Came out with a lulu

Ranting Barack’s from Honolulu

And made it sound like he was a Zulu.

Calling the POTUS un-American

Is a bit unwise if you peek

At Sununu’s ancestry which happens

To be Palestinian & Greek.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

But unlike being born in, oh, Indiana

Is the fact that Mr. Sununu came into this

World in --- wait for it --- Havana.

That city is, let’s not forget, in Cuba

Where commies are known to dwell:

Given where he was born, how do we

Know he wasn’t loyal to ... Fidel?

He lost his Chief of Staff gig with 41

Due to a wide variety of abuse

Of his position like using official aircraft

For his own private use.

The part of this scandal that created

A host of yells and hollers

Was his personal plane tab wound up

At over $600,000.

Buh-bye, it’s been swell, see-ya!

The fact is more than a few knew

There aren’t many total yahoos

As loony and swoony as Sununu.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/sununu-obama-learn-american-article-1.1116296

Jon Lovitz Calls Obama "A F_ _ king Asshole" For Saying The Rich Don't Pay Enough Taxes

Comics no longer getting attention
Left to their own devices
Sour like vinegar as they grapple
With their mid-life crisis.

Lovitz' viral rancid rant didn't turn out to
Be a new routine that was killer ---
Just another bitter "SNL" right-winger like
Victoria Jackson and Dennis Miller.