In 2012 Concession Call, Romney Inferred Obama Won Just Because Of Success With Black Voters

Mitt’s manicured mind has more odd angles
Than paintings by M.C. Escher:
Yet more proof that one thing he possesses is
A gracelessness under pressure.

http://theweek.com/…/mitt-romneys-concession-call-irritated…

 

Irony (Vol. #17)

By far the most presidential thing 
Mitt Romney's ever done
Is his having decided not to make
Another presidential run.

http://www.nytimes.com/…/mitt-romney-2016-presidential-elec…



 

In New Book, Jon Huntsman Sr. Admits Telling Harry Reid That Romney Paid No Taxes For Ten Years

So, what we all need to do right now
Is quietly take a breath
And accept that life's only certainty
Would appear to be death.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/31/jon-huntsman-sr-romney-taxes_n_4184334.html

Romney Gets Approval On Plans To Remodel His Home In La Jolla

The timing to do this couldn’t be better

Which means Mitt has no need to grouse:
He’ll be tearing down his home just as
The Tea Party has torn down the House.
 
http://realestate.msn.com/blogs/post--mitt-romney-given-ok-to-tear-down-la-jolla-house-build-bigger-home

Mitt & Ann Romney Travel To DC This Weekend

If some of you reading this now are at all like me,

You may possibly try to think

Of who they are but draw a blank, which is why

I’ve included a Wikipedia link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_romney

The GOP Candidate’s Latest Pivot

This campaign keeps getting

Odder and odder --- it

Seems Mitt is now trying to

Appear more moderate.

Romney wants to shun the extreme far right

Not completely but, you know, just a little

And only because that leaked tape showed his

Contempt for the lower class & the middle.

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/20/13986003-first-thoughts-a-more-moderate-mitt-returns?lite

Mitt’s Been Taking It Easy The Last Few Days

At this point as the actual nominee

I’d like to mention, Gov. Romney,

To be present in the media, you

Should be --- you know --- omni-.

But you’re off the trail & on your boat

And in the wrong direction. Here

Is a little advice: there are no days off

During a presidential election year.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/04/1127457/-Is-This-Another-Indication-a-Romney-President-Would-Look-Like-A-Bush-Presidency

 

After The Election, Here’s How Mitt Can Launch His Own Action Hero Movie Franchise

Badly injured, he has amnesia but discovers
As he eventually regains his health
He knows vulture capital tips on how to soon
Acquire massive amounts of wealth.

He becomes known in business circles as
A cutthroat & ruthless entity.
The title for something like this is vital ---
I call it “The Bain Identity.”

Clint & Mitt At The RNC

Watching Clint wing it was sad and made me

Want to hide under blankets in my bedroom.

I now know who Romney reminds me of ---

That robotic Eighties relic Max Headroom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_(character)

I Love The Smell Of Paranoia In The Morning

You know what really makes

Me sick? That

Mitt's planning to take away

Your six-pack!

Mormons don’t drink!

His secret mission

Is bringing back good

Old Prohibition!

In addition to closing up

All your favorite bars

Mitt won’t let you watch

“Dancing With The Stars.”

Mormons don’t dance!

The future’s gonna be

Not even toe-tapping

To Donny & Marie!

What’s next on his ban

Against honest folk?

Mitt will outlaw letting

You have a smoke!

Mormons don’t smoke!

You’ve had your quota!

Next Mitt will come after

Your favorite soda!

Mormons hate caffeine!

That means that you

Have had your last Pepsi,

Coke & Mountain Dew!

Mormons hate coffee!

Even if you know karate

You will never again

Drink a Starbucks latte!

Victoria’s Secret models

Will be filled with despair!

Even they can’t be sexy in

Mormon Magic underwear!

I have seen the future and it

Doesn’t look pretty!

A bland gulag reminiscent

Of Salt Lake City!

Let’s close ranks right now and

Soldier on possessed

United to fight the power of the

Mormon Conquest!

(If you are offended … c’mon!

I’m only blowing smoke:

Not unlike Mitt’s birther remark

This was just a "joke.")

Romney Admits Democratic Attacks Are Hurting Him With Voters. Actually, It’s Worse Than That.

Mitt, the simple truth is you had

Reasons to be feeling defensive

That began rather long before the

Democrats’ recent ad offensive.

No matter how much you have tried

To carve out your own niche, did

You ever think it’s just we don’t like

A secretive and entitled rich kid?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/romney-admits-democratic-attacks-hurting-him-voters-140333914.html

Why Mitt’s Recent Birther “Joke” Matters

His motivation here is

Simply the basest yet:

It says, “I need every

Racist that I can get."

http://www.theroot.com/views/birtherism-no-laughing-matter

Possible New Direction For Romney Regarding Transparency

Mitt needs to do a TV spot that says,

“America, I have a lot of pride

But, if asked, I will also admit that

I have a great deal to hide.

Like nasty business practices at Bain.

(The complaining never ends!)

And using the Utah Olympics to enrich

My already very rich friends.

I mention “faith” (not that I’m a Mormon)

And even though pressure mounts

I won’t release more tax returns or discuss

My Swiss and Cayman accounts.

But don’t you have some secrets, too,

Dark ones that are so

Awful that you don’t want anyone to

Ever ... ever know?

Of course you do --- you’re just like me!

Want more truth? I’ll leak it:

You can’t trust a guy running for president

If he can’t keep a secret.

So, forget Obama and just vote for me

Show people how you care, but

Don’t forget Honesty is just a sissy I’d

Like to attack and give a haircut."

It’s Time For Mitt To Double Down

“I’m not ever EVER releasing my taxes!”

OK, fine, we get it.

But I just want to be supremely sure you

Don’t ever forget it

Is the right time right now to up the ante

In all fifty states

And defiantly declare that you also won’t

Do any debates.

And why should you? Obama’s too good!

You’ve got the perfect defense, too ---

Why give Barack a chance to hear you say

Something stupid & use it against you?

And don’t let your VP pick debate either.

C’mon, you really don’t want to see

Paul go nuts when Biden teases him with,

“Ryan & Ayn Rand sitting in a tree …”

Man up! This is your moment! Your Alamo!

It’ll wind up in Mormon scripture!

(I know --- the Alamo guys got slaughtered

But just think of the big picture.)

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/romney-tax-rate-13-percent.php?ref=fpb

Instead Of Moving To The Center, Romney Picks The Extremist Ryan

A VP who wants to kill Medicare is as popular

With Democrats as undercooked spinach.

It’s like Obama trying to appeal to Republicans

By deciding to run with Dennis Kucinich.

The Faux Indignation At Reid’s Tax Attacks Against Romney

Anthony Weiner’s wife is in the Muslim Brotherhood.

Hillary Clinton is a lesbian --- then ya

Can’t forget Vince Foster was killed, Bubba dealt drugs

And Barack is (of course) from Kenya.

Right wingers not being wild about Harry is

A strange sentiment for them to utter

Since slinging all manner of horrible hooey

Is (in fact) their bread & their butter.

These claims by the Majority Leader make many

Republicans an absolute wreck ---

They hate to see Democrats strategically playing

The favorite card in the GOP deck.

A Christian Science Monitor writer said something

That must have Reid grinning:

The gist of it was that Harry may be bluffing but now

It would appear he’s winning.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/republicans-reince-priebus-harry-reid-dirty-liar-romney-taxes.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Mitt Romney 101 (Vol. #17)

When asked about his taxes
His eyes start rapidly blinking.
This means what he says next
Isn’t what he’s really thinking.

He’ll then switch to nervous laughing
But bet even money
That nothing he’s said or heard then
Is remotely funny.

An absence, a genuine fake but his
Political problems are real:
When you’re nothing, everything
Is something to conceal.

Conservatives Blast Romney For Not Releasing His Tax Returns

All of the problems they reveal must be so enormous

He knows most voters couldn’t handle the truth:

To avoid going public, Mitt would rather drive around
With dogs, gays and lawn jockeys on his roof.

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/07/15/conservatives_blast_romney_on_tax_returns.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+PoliticalWire+%28Political+Wire%29

Amazing News! Drudge Says Condi Is On Mitt’s Shortlist For VP!

I’m speechless, dumbfounded & feel like

I’m always the last to know:

I could have sworn The Drudge Report

Had vanished years ago.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/condoleezza-rice-really-romney-vp-shortlist-132627633.html

Romney’s Ill-Advised Defense Against Attacks He’s Hidden Money Overseas

Using a “blind trust” as a fig leaf

Only makes Mitt teeter ---

It’s like Chris Christie trying to

Hide behind a parking meter.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/07/romney-still-gets-money-bain-through-offshore-accounts/54146/