Mystery About Ted Cruz Solved

He often advised House members about how
To shutdown the government in 2013
(A kind of event that until fairly recently was
Talked about but rarely, if ever, seen.)

Why did a Senator huddle with guys in the House?
“Because,” my wife decides to surmise,
“Every other Senator then and now collective feel
Ted is someone to avoid and despise.”

http://www.salon.com/2015/03/24/ted_cruzs_shutdown_amnesia_whos_to_blame_for_the_2013_shutdown_everyone_but_ted_cruz/

 

 

Ted Cruz --- Again --- Finishes Third, This Time In The Nevada Caucuses

I wonder if this one thought
Has been striking him:
What people most like about
Him is not liking him.

 

The “Is Cruz Really An American?” Question Officially Heads To Illinois Court Tomorrow

If he’s not, the next Canadian election is
In 2019, by the way.
Perhaps he can modify his current slogan
To “TrusTed … eh?”

 

New Question For The New 2016 GOP Frontrunner

If Cruz is so tight with God whose
Backing he apparently never lacks
Why didn't Ted hit Him up for a loan
Instead of asking Goldman Sachs?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/ted-cruz-thanks-god-and-claims-his-win-is-victory-for-judeo-christian-values-a6848971.html

 

Cruz Insists Failure To Disclose Six-Figure Loan From Goldman Sachs Was A “Filing Error”

Cruz says this has been known for many years
“And that’s the end of that.”
Yeah and blind people have long been known
To use a seeing-eye cat.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-goldman-sachs-loan-2012

 

The Game-Changer With Cruz Running For The White House

We have a President from Kenya.
Ted can now be the man of the
Moment by being the very first
U.S. leader born in Canada.

http://wonkette.com/…/time-to-inspect-ted-cruzs-canadian-bi…

 

Ted Cruz Hired As A Waiter At Tortilla Coast Where He Held His Secret Tea Party Meeting In The Basement

 

“Yeah, I know you ordered the inside out burrito…  but unless

You reject Obamacare, I’m afraid I am
Unable to serve you & your only sustenance will have to be my
Reading from ‘Green Eggs and Ham.’”

http://www.tortillacoast.com/menu_capitolhill.htm

Sign #1 It’s Not A Good Time To Attach Yourself To Ted Cruz’s Coattails

What single event best describes the current state
Of his debasement?
He met with House pals in a Tex-Mex restaurant
Down in the basement.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-cruz-meets-with-house-conservatives-in-restaurant-basement