Thursday, October 31, 2013

In New Book, Jon Huntsman Sr. Admits Telling Harry Reid That Romney Paid No Taxes For Ten Years


So, what we all need to do right now
Is quietly take a breath
And accept that life's only certainty
Would appear to be death.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/31/jon-huntsman-sr-romney-taxes_n_4184334.html

Ex-Tabloid Editors On Trial For Phone Hacking In England Had A Secret Affair For Six Years


What a juicy story! It’s just the kind that Murdoch’s
Minions were always lurking for ---
They’ll have a field day with this. Hold on, I forgot:
It’s Murdoch they were working for.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/oct/31/rebekah-brooks-andy-coulson-affair

 

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Republicans Oppose Obamacare --- But They’re Angry That Computer Glitches Are Delaying Its Implementation?


Shouldn't all these screw-ups make them happy?
Why publicly put the onus
On HHS Secretary Selbelius? They instead should
Recommend she get a bonus.

This Isn't Music To The GOP's Ears


The Tea Party and traditional Republicans:
If some people had their druthers
Would break up permanently --- not unlike
The newly kaput Jonas Brothers.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131029/DA9NTDE80.html

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Obama Scales Back Eavesdropping Of U.N. Headquarters


However, he’s still listening to all calls at Showtime ---
This is precisely how he spends
His free time because he loves “Homeland” and wants
To find out how season three ends.
 
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-obama-scales-back-eavesdropping-of-u-n-headquarters

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Second Black Shopper Arrested After Leaving Barneys And Being Wrongfully Charged With Credit Card Fraud


I predict a Barneys exec will give lots of swag to an Oprah audience
And dutifully do much bowing and scraping
But cops will then detain every Black person who got a free gift when
They’re three blocks away from the taping.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/black-barneys-shopper-accused-buying-2g-purse-article-1.1494855