Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Bizarre Behavior Leaves Him Stripped Of Most Powers

If he looks to reality TV and decides this is
Where he wants to be cashing in
On his current fame, he could easily become
A real threat to every Kardashian.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131119/DAA5CRP00.html

Toronto Mayor Comes Clean (Kind Of) About Drug Use

Sure, I care that Doug Ford’s admitted to smoking crack
And that to Canada he’s a one-man plague
But I’m just as bothered that he looks like a shop teacher
Who got kicked to the curb by Jenny Craig.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/05/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-crack-cocaine