Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Major TV Shake-up


This unquestionably marks
The end of an era
This parting of the ways of
Fox News and Sarah.

Dreams of political greatness
Are now kaput --- note
How a once bright light dims
And becomes a footnote.

Cancel the parades
Call off the flotilla:
Forget ever having
Heard of Wasilla.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Fox News Hires Rove Through Next Presidential Election


Insiders claim that “Bush’s Brain”
Is surely going to be expected
To spend the next four years proving
Obama wasn’t really reelected.

The further speculation regarding Mister Rove’s
Specific upcoming chronology
Is on 2016’s election night, Megyn Kelly will offer 
A full and complete apology.