Irony Rears Its Head In Donald Sterling Scandal

A slumlord well-known for
His racist attacks
Is basically being evicted by
Influential Blacks.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/14/killed-by-donald-sterling-s-racism.html

How The Sordid Sterling-Clippers Era Should End

“Hi, Donald. I’m Oprah. Don’t get up.
I’m sure to you this seems tragic
But the handwriting was on the wall
In how you talked about Magic.

I know this is a bit awkward but the reason
That you do have to sell
The team is not because you’re a racist but
Simply because you smell.

Oh, and being a minority-hating slumlord
Is nothing anyone could cheer.
Whatever. We’re done --- please just sign
Right here and here and here.

One more little thing --- smile and say cheese!
Got it! I guarantee that I am
As soon as possible going to make sure & put
This selfie of us on Instagram."

To Those Who Insist Donald Sterling Was Set-up And Doesn’t Deserve To Lose The Clippers

 

Don’t bitch about how things
In the NBA should run ---
Raise a glass & toast your pal
Who had a very good run.

Stop whining and spreading
Your dirty fears:
He got away with his racism
For thirty years.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/conspiracy-theory-sterling-set-up