During His Corruption Trial, Ex-Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell Is Hiding Out In A Church Rectory

Carrying around a holy book can help any scoundrel
Even the proverbial dregs
But living with priests is a smarter move --- my wife
Calls them bibles with legs.

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