Thursday, February 21, 2013

Two Poems In Honor Of Hollywood & The 2013 Academy Awards


1.

Fallout From Ben Affleck Not Receiving
A Directing Nomination For “Argo”

He’ll get that Oscar down the road
As a gimme --- really.
Even if he decides to take the helm
On a sequel to “Gigli.”

2.

How Melissa McCarthy Should Respond To Rex
Reed’s Nasty Comments About Her Weight

Take him out to some old school L.A. restaurant after sending
An invite that’s a handwritten note:
Be very demure but then (like she often did in “Identity Thief”)
Suddenly punch him in the throat.

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