Santorum Says Fight Against Obamacare Is Like Battle Against Apartheid

Authorities in South Africa agreed:
They arrested Rick & decided to
Lock him up. Sources say his parole
Could come as early as 2042.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rick-santorum-nelson-mandela-obamacare-apartheid

 

 

 

 

Frantic Attempts To Get Help During The 2012 Connecticut School Shooting Are Made Public

I look forward to looking back at this
Ghoulish practice having ceased:
What possible good is there in having
Sandy Hook's 911 calls released?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131204/DAAFQB281.html

 

 

Martin Bashir Loses TV Show Over Vulgar Comment About Sarah Palin

Years from now, Mr. Bashir will still recall how
His career at MSNBC went south
With this comment that at the end of the day left
A bad taste in everyone's mouth.

 

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131205/DAAFTRD02.html

Rob Ford Allegedly Tried To Buy Back The Cell Phone He Left At A Crack House For Five Grand And A Car

It's appalling a mayor did crack in a crack house:
This is --- at best --- an untoward situation.
But was he trying to be fiscally frugal? Oh, yeah.
No wasteful spending here: go Ford Nation!

 

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/rob-ford-may-have-tried-to-buy-crack-video-court-documents-1.1574667

 

Post-Trayvon Martin, ALEC (The Group Behind “Stand Your Ground” Laws) Has Big Fundraising Problems

They've already lost McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Walmart, GE,
Kraft, Procter & Gamble and Amazon.
That's only a partial list, A cynic might say they're history
Like those ancient ruins of Babylon.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/03/alec-funding-crisis-big-donors-trayvon-martin

 

Why Did Top Madoff Associates Put Newly Fabricated Financial Documents In The Freezer?

So investigators wouldn't feel their warmth and
Know they just came from the printer
Which likely would've caused Bernie's empire
To prematurely collapse and splinter.

To appeal to corporate thieves, Xerox
Should introduce a new tool:
A printer whose pages will emerge from
The copier not warm but cool.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/12/03/madoff-henchman-rats-out-co-workers.html

McConnell Rips Tea Party For Damaging GOP Brand But Refuses To Actually Mention Them

Mitch is just trying to look like he can still manage
To hold down the fort
But is afraid to say their name like Hogwarts kids
Were with Voldemort.

http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/mcconnell-lashes-out-tea-party-ruining-gop