To Republicans Who Currently Doubt Any & All Polls

PeyserPoem for 10-13-13

Taking their lead from Ted Cruz, these folks would be wise

To not blindly ignore the specter
That like-minded pols who insisted Romney couldn’t lose
Now work in the private sector.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/the-unskewers-return-cruz-other-conservatives-dispute-gop-s-lousy-poll-numbers

 

Reflecting On The Recent GOP Hissy Fit

Why does Boehner still feel that the shutdown
Was a worthy thing to try?
Perhaps because the weepy Speaker is so fond
Of having a really good cry.

Shutdown Update

PeyserPoem for 10-10-13

The GOP assumed they'd win and this would end

With glasses triumphantly clinking
But that odd noise you’re hearing across the nation
Is the sound of Republicans blinking.

Simplifying The Shutdown

PeyserPoem for 10-8-13

The Republicans broke in the White House, trashed it
And are proud of this unseemly assault.
However, they're all willing to step up and admit that
This entire mess is the Democrats fault.

Starbucks Says Guns Are "Unwelcome" But Not "Banned"

So declares its CEO Howard Schultz.
This really pulls my
Chain in how it so masterfully hits the
Indecision bull's-eye.

News Headline: "9/11 Anniversary To Be Marked With Somber Tributes"

Somber? Who knew? Great journalism, guys!
That's such insightful working.
I assumed Andrew Dice Clay would be booked
And Miley would be twerking.

Sheldon Adelson Would Be Willing To Help With Syria Predicament

What a welcome, generous offer! To this discussion
I'm sure he has a lot to bring, which
Would assist all parties concerned with this crisis ---
I do hope he calls President Gingrich.