Friday, December 21, 2012
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
That is what my hunch is ---
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Friday, December 7, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
If this were going on today, people wouldn’t
Be playing the same games:
Folks would be lining up in order to be the
Very first to name names.
Fights would break out outside hearings:
Many people will have flown
Great distances on their own dime just to
Drop a dime on Oliver Stone.
(Does that seem insensitive, cruel and unfair?
Not really to avoid the ravages
Of having to sit through absolute junk like
Stone’s latest flop, “Savages.”)
The Wachowskis? See ya! Larry-Lana came
Under the spell of a dominatrix:
They get no love from me because I sat through
The third installment of “The Matrix.”
Everyone can happily join in and pile on ---
Hollywood won’t need to lick its
Wounds about blacklisting: so many people
Will show up, they can sell tickets.
Monday, November 19, 2012
In 1978 was filled with rage
And into modern political history
Was able to write his own page.
He shot & killed Mayor George Moscone
And just a few minutes later that day
Did the very same thing to Harvey Milk
A supervisor who was openly gay.
White’s lawyers blamed it partly on junk food
And to the jury did boldly commence
To ask them to seriously consider what has
Become known as the “Twinkie Defense.”
White’s conviction was on a lesser charge
Which many people continue to agree
Was inappropriate because it was clear what
Happened was murder in the first degree.
If Twinkies hadn’t been selected, would
Jurors have been as quick on the uptake
To embrace a defense based on Ding Dongs,
Sno Balls or even a Hostess Cupcake?
Friday, November 16, 2012
Unearned optimism was their Kool-Aid
To spin every statistic:
Charitably, one could say they’d been
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Justin Timberlake’s Rich Pal Who Sells Houses Made A Wedding Video Mocking People Who Don’t Have A House
Friday, October 26, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
Lance Armstrong's career
Now is so checkered
That he can't even keep a
Sheryl Crow record.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
I’m sure all his higher-ups at this school
Didn’t want to lose a
Right-wing mouthpiece as distinguished
As Mister D’Souza.
Alas, it appears he has a new squeeze but
Is still, you know, married: sheesh!
If a shorter leash had been used by the Mrs.
You’d still have that job, Dinesh.
You did so cherish telling each and every Democrat
To --- essentially --- just shove it:
Too bad you forgot about the commandments, i.e.
The one that suggests not to covet.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
I recall playing tennis in high school and knowing
There was just no way to confuse it:
Even though I’d won a watch, the real truth was
My opponent found a way to lose it.
This came to mind watching the Hofstra debate.
The first one? I now knew it
Had been a case where Mitt hadn’t really won
But Obama simply blew it.
This was accentuated then by Mitt’s aggression
But Barack got his might back
In Round 2 when instead of being fair & polite
He knew he had to fight back.
Obama possesses that coveted momentum and
In their upcoming last fight
His opponent will be swinging even more wildly
Than he was doing last night
And as Mitt desperately tries to make contact
His prospects will start to teeter:
He’ll need a knockout sooner than later because
Time’s running out on his meter.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
I Hope Someone’s In A Car Behind Endeavor Unaware Of Its Historic (But Slow) Journey Across Los Angeles
He’s running late, can’t stop glaring at the shuttle and
In no way does approve. It.
Makes him crazy, he beeps and he yells, “C’mon, pal!
Pick up the speed! Move it!”
Friday, October 12, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
12 ones we’ve been using.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Twenty million into a vanity project to rescue
Monday, October 1, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
I don’t care.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Nakoula Basseley Nakoula --- Filmmaker Behind Anti-Islam Movie --- Was Jailed For Intending To Sell Meth
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
If they were used car salesman, they wouldn’t
Say if the car had been in crash.
They wouldn’t let you look at the odometer
But would like you to pay cash.
They wouldn’t let you gaze under the hood
But would say the engine is the best: I’ve
Also forgotten to mention they wouldn’t
Discuss allowing you to take a test drive.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Music Mogul Quincy Jones Testified He Never Told "Girls Gone Wild" Creator Joe Francis That Las Vegas Mogul Steve Wynn Threatened To Kill The Soft-Porn Producer
Wynn allegedly planned to bury Francis out in the desert:
A sad fate for this controversial bambino
But perhaps Wynn was just ad-libbing some scenes for a
Possible sequel to Scorsese's "Casino."
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Monday, September 3, 2012
Badly injured, he has amnesia but discovers
As he eventually regains his health
He knows vulture capital tips on how to soon
Acquire massive amounts of wealth.
He becomes known in business circles as
A cutthroat & ruthless entity.
The title for something like this is vital ---
I call it “The Bain Identity.”
Friday, August 31, 2012
Santorum, Paul, Christie,