Republicans Oppose Obamacare --- But They’re Angry That Computer Glitches Are Delaying Its Implementation?

Shouldn't all these screw-ups make them happy?
Why publicly put the onus
On HHS Secretary Selbelius? They instead should
Recommend she get a bonus.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/30/politics/obamacare-sebelius/

Republicans Are Better At Identifying A Problem Than Knowing What To Do About It

Shutting down the government to stop Obamacare?
Not a well-thought out plan of attack
It’s like being bombed here at home by the Saudis
And then deciding to invade Iraq.

To Republicans Who Currently Doubt Any & All Polls

PeyserPoem for 10-13-13

Taking their lead from Ted Cruz, these folks would be wise

To not blindly ignore the specter
That like-minded pols who insisted Romney couldn’t lose
Now work in the private sector.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/the-unskewers-return-cruz-other-conservatives-dispute-gop-s-lousy-poll-numbers

 

Republicans Bring Steven Seagal To Russia To Help Boston Bombing Inquiry

If he meets any questionable Chechens, he

Doesn't have to spit on them:
He can go into take care of business mode
And aggressively sit on them

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/congressmen-use-seagal-to-find-boston-attack-clues-in-russia.php?ref=fpb

 

Republicans Mourn Giving Up Their Debt Ceiling Hostage Plan

Like kidnappers kicking it old school who

Threatened Getty-like to mail back an ear

They realized that Plan A won’t work and

Then had to sheepishly declare an all clear.

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/gop-de-escalates-debt-limit-fight.php?ref=fpa

Facing The Fiscal Cliff, Republicans Keep Saying No New Taxes For The Most Wealthy

Yeah, they still control the House but lost seats:

The other helpful tenet

Is that they had a shot in the other chamber but

Yet again lost the Senate.

Their plan? Make demands, act like winners and

Hope no one will notice

They’re really just whiners and Mitt Romney was

Not elected POTUS.

They’re so blind, they need canes & guide dogs.

They’re endlessly didactic:

Denial has become their way of life --- it wasn’t

Merely a campaign tactic.

Why The GOP Is Obsessed With That Embassy Attack In Libya

Can’t figure it out? This is understandable

But don’t worry --- perhaps a light oughta

Go over your head when I say they think

Benghazi in English means “Whitewater.”

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/11/what-about-benghazi.html

Maybe The Dumbest Thing Republicans Ever Did

They're known as the party that hasn't
Been a friend to Blacks.
For years --- no, decades --- they have
Heard all of these attacks.

All they had to do with Trayvon Martin
Was be gentlemen & step aside
And say, "This is tragic and it's a matter
For our legal system to decide."

That way to millions of Black voters
Their message would be direct
To show regarding this murdered boy
That they had some respect.

Even if they didn't mean it, this still was
The right direction; we're
(When I last looked) in the middle of
A Presidential election year

In which the incumbent (where I'm
Going with this isn't a mystery)
Is the first Black President in our
Entire nation's long history.

But, of course, they didn't do this & their
Pundits say, "Why should we?
Trayvon was a street thug like Obama ---
Just a Black punk in a hoodie."

If their main 2012 goal was beating Barack
They should be prepared to squirm
As Blacks livid at their treatment of Trayvon
Will give Obama a second term.