Sunday, August 31, 2014

Housing Group Claims It Could Take At Least 20 Years To Rebuild Gaza

Israel wanted to bomb Palestinians into the Stone Age
But damage done there to the firma, terra
Suggests that they only were able to bomb them back
Into the President Bill Clinton era.

Professor Says People Indulge In Fattening County Fair Food To “Connect With Something Larger Than Themselves”

If you eat a Twinkie stuffed with a Twix 
Wrapped in bacon that is also deep fried
You should expect that the word “larger”
Is one that soon is going to be applied.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Buffalo Scrabble Expert Didn’t Win Championship But Deserves Award

Mike Przybyszewski is entitled
To a little bit of vast fame
Just for eventually having learned
How to spell his last name.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

James Gandolfini, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Robin Williams

The irony of this reality
For me has never decreased ---
Why do so many who are loved the most
Seem to love themselves the least?

Monday, August 11, 2014

1974-2014 Cultural Update

If Nixon were alive today, it would
Be a gimme
He’d be horrified to see stamps of
Janis & Jimi.