Monday, October 26, 2015

The Current State Of The GOP

Republicans, when push
Comes to shove, earn
The reputation of not
Knowing how to govern.

To hell with that: they’re
Far more inclined
To show how much rage
Is on their mind.

Who cares who gets nominated
At their convention?
What they really are in need of
Is an intervention.

Monday, October 19, 2015

Yesterday Was The Birthday Of The Guy Who Shot JFK

Fox News, the internet
And cable TV
Were not around back
In 1963.

One of those things would have
Got him
Long before Lee Harvey Oswald
Shot him.


Thursday, October 8, 2015

Kevin McCarthy Drops Out Of Race For House Speaker

Ever since his Benghazi-Hillary gaffe,
We’ve watched his troubles mount:
He still can’t speak well but it does
Appear that he knows how to count.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Fallout From Kevin McCarthy's Massive Benghazi & Hillary Blunder

House Republicans all of a sudden
Are now not on a roll ---
Instead of doing damage, they’re
Doing damage control.


Saturday, October 3, 2015

During His U.S. Trip, Did Pope Francis Really Have A Private Audience With Kim Davis?

This matter has been cleared up --- true or
False? I’ll give you a hint:
Through a spokesman, the Pontiff basically
Said, “Oh, no you di’int!”


Friday, October 2, 2015

The New McCarthyism Against Majority Leader McCarthy

The poor dumb bastard made
An epic fail of a goof ---
Asked about Benghazi, Kevin
Foolishly told the truth.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Thoughts Before The Second GOP Presidential Debate

The doctor tells Donald Trump, “Don’t worry.
This procedure’s minor. I am a virgin
When it comes to this stuff but I’m very rich
And can figure out being a surgeon.”

“Hold on!” Trump bellows. “I want the best!
How the hell is this possible?”
“Donald, chill. I have a huuuge hedge fund
And we just bought the hospital.”

“If you’re not a real doctor, you’re fired!
This is making me stressful!”
“Don’t be a baby. Like you, I’m all about
Being really successful.”

“Are you listening to a word I’m saying?
Take a hike right now, buddy!”
“Donald, c’mon, don’t be like that --- I’m
Known as a real quick study.”

“That’s not exactly reassuring, pal! I’m
Not going to stop my complaining!”
“Donald, haven’t you ever heard about
The values of on the job training?”

“I don’t care! Get out right this second
And bring in the head resident!”
“OK, but … isn’t this what you’re doing
With your run for President?”