Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Thoughts About The November Parole For Jonathan Pollard

Jonathan Pollard was in prison for life
And here is the simple reason why:
He was tried and convicted in 1987
For being an Israeli-American spy.

As an employee of the U.S. Navy
He swiped on Israel’s behalf
Tens of thousands of documents
In only a year and a half.

Other spies who spied for many years
Didn’t get even nearly that much:
Pilfering on such a huge scale suggests
At work Pollard didn’t chat much.

How did he steal so much so fast? He
Did something not tried & true:
I bet he took secrets during his Naval
Intelligence analyst interview.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

In Deposition, Cosby Admitted Paying Women To Keep Affairs Hidden From His Wife

In related news, here’s another update
On this situation ---
Fate slipped Bill some Quaaludes and
Ruined his reputation.

All those who worship massive wealth
Are in great pain today ---
There’s no amount of money than can
Make this scandal go away.


Saturday, July 11, 2015

The Remarkable "Booya!" To Charleston Shooter Dylann Roof

Hated Blacks, found solace in
Extremist internet escapism:
Wanted to start a race war but
Launched a war on racism.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

A Little Backstory On Ken Calvert, The California Lawmaker Behind The Recent GOP Attempt To Save The Confederate Flag

Once in a car in his Golden State district
A hooker had her head in Calvert’s lap.
He told a cop they were “just talking.”
(I would’ve said she was taking a nap.)

That same year, 1993, he was divorced
And accused of alimony he did not pay
And right at that particular point in time
Calvert had an amazing thing to say.

He noted that all of these various events
That had been happening to him lately
Had “helped him become a better person”
And also enabled him “to mature greatly.”

Frequenting hookers & not paying alimony
I bet most sensible people would be loath
To regard as reliable paths to take when
One becomes focused on personal growth.

This sundae isn’t really in need of a cherry but
There is one that I would like to place:
From the House floor, Calvert criticized Clinton
For his affair with Monica Whatsherface.

Friday, June 26, 2015

That Was The Week That Was (2015 Edition)

Obamacare Survives! Gay Marriage Passes!
(Some feared they might wind up in a deadlock.)
The Confederacy Gets Kicked To The Curb!
Bristol Palin Is Preggers Again Out Of Wedlock!

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Word Up! D To The Y To The L To The A To The Double N!

Yo yo! My man! You --- with haste --- swore
That you wanted nothing less than a race war.

Are you just another white trash ignoramus?
Hell, no! In a bright flash, you’re famous!

It sounds like absolute and total bliss to me
What with your now being a part of history.

(The only downside is that some haters will nag
That you pretty much killed the Confederate flag.

I’d bet your Obama-loving jailers block news
That you oughta now be getting from Fox News.

Sorry to say that all of this is as bad as it sounds ---
No more Stars and Bars on SC state house grounds.

Insult to injury, this bold move by Haley, Nikki
Looks like it may even spread over to Mississippi

And even to some other Southern states, too,
And all this pro-Yankee stuff is cause of you.

Yeah, it ain’t right, but who could have guessed so
Much could go so wrong with your little manifesto?

Prison’s gonna be hard ‘cause right out of the gate you
Amazingly found a way to make fellow racists hate you.

Who knows what may explode when you cause sparks?
You’re now kinda like the anti-Confederate Rosa Parks.)

Monday, June 22, 2015

White Supremacist Leader Name-checked In Dylann Roof Manifesto Gave Thousands To Republicans, Including Several White House Candidates

Earl Holt runs the “Council of Conservative Citizens.”
When I see a benign name like that, my view
Is the group should be called something more honest
Like, “I Hate All Blacks And You Should, Too.”