Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Prominent New York Orthodox Rabbi Videotaped Women Taking Ritual Baths At His Temple

If these gals found out about being spied on, my plan
For their revenge would be
Frolicking in the water while discussing what diners
Nearby had the best BLT.


Sunday, October 19, 2014

Let Us Now Praise Famous Lies

“It tastes like chicken.”
“All I did was flirt.”
“I got stuck in traffic.”
“This shot won’t hurt.”

“Your table’s almost ready.”
“This procedure’s nearly done.”
“The check is in the mail.”
“The perp went for my gun.”


Thursday, October 2, 2014

Boston Herald Cartoonist Insists Obama-Watermelon Joke Was Unintentional

Jerry Holbert … you needed a better lie, one
That folks could possibly believe.
Having been an editorial cartoonist, trust me:
None of us are remotely “na├»ve.”



Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hold On: Issa Is Mad At Secret Service Chief Julia Pierson For White House Security Breaches?

Considering his loathing for President Obama
Why would Darryl want to peddle
Such complaints? I bet those lapses thrilled him
And he’d like to give her a medal.



Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Kris Jenner Files For Divorce

In related news, Bruce Jenner (sources
Now insist he can)
Admit he’s “consciously uncoupling”
From being a man.

After his sex change is completed, he’ll
Look different but still dapper
And will later marry an NBA star after
Making a sex tape with a rapper.