Tuesday, July 29, 2014

New Hope For People With Erectile Dysfunction

For many men this is so distressing, a problem that makes
Them feel alone and stuck in a corner:
Perhaps they should try what works for Rupert Murdoch &
Make a takeover bid for Time Warner.


Monday, July 14, 2014

Germany Wins World Cup

Mario Goetze’s unforgettable goooooooooal
Had him sprinting like a cheetah:
It was the worst thing to happen to Argentina
Since Madonna starred in “Evita.”


Saturday, July 5, 2014

UK Phone Hacking Trial Ends: Top Murdoch Men Go To Jail

What conceivable scandal could ever top this saga?
A new story raises creepy suspicions
About a decades-long cover-up of a pedophile ring
That involves top British politicians.


Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Thoughts On The 40th Anniversary Of “Chinatown”

This was the first film I reviewed for the
Student paper at UCLA.
I saw it in Westwood, took the bus home
But stopped along the way

On Sunset at The Eastern Star Home:
I didn’t want to have missed a
Chance to see what in the movie was
A rest home in Mar Vista.

(It’s now become The Archer School for Girls.
Competition to get in is obscene:
It’s the kind of place Evelyn Mulwray would’ve
Attended if she were now a teen.)

That evening, I talked to my parents as
The three of us had dinner.
We all realized the line between films &
Real life had gotten thinner.

Decades later, I drove out with my own family
To yet another “Chinatown” location ---
Big Tujunga Wash in the San Fernando Valley
Where J.J. Gittes did some investigation.

The dry bed where he looked for clues was
Still a swash of mud and silt
But on the mountains above it, a rather large
Development had been built.

The past (if you look hard enough) is still there
But the present’s fate I’ve found
Is always wanting --- not unlike Noah Cross ---
To try & throw its weight around.


Saturday, June 21, 2014

Thursday, June 19, 2014

George Will Column Suggests Victims Of Rape On College Campuses Receive “Privileged Status”

George, I think that Down syndrome kids are weird.
Yeah, I know, that may sound outrageous
But why should my child have to be around them?
Maybe their condition is … contagious.

Maybe they’re just faking having special issues
To get government money gratis
And, hold on, perhaps what’s worse than that is
They seek some “privileged status.”


Full disclosure, George, I’m just pulling your leg:
I’m not being the least bit realistic.
I’m aware your son has Down syndrome --- did
I mention that my son is autistic?

So many things you say are hateful and foolish
From your perch with right wing sages ---
Down syndrome & autism aren’t communicable
But, sadly, your ignorance is contagious.