Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Were Baltimore High School Students Thinking About A Movie That Imagines A Temporary Suspenion Of All Laws?

It’s unclear how true this allegation is but
Turn on your TV
And you can now get an exclusive preview
Of “The Purge 3.”

Monday, April 20, 2015

California Almond Growers Use More Water Than Is Used Indoors By 39 Million Californians

Growers aren’t reducing their usage but for everyone else,
There’s no ducking cuts:
Californians who know this and keep on buying almonds?
Call them fucking nuts.

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Hacked Emails Reveal Affleck Pressured PBS Not To Mention An Ancestor Had Slaves

So, was this star’s request ill-advised?
My answer? I won’t postpone it:
Ben --- with regard to you and slaves,
The best thing to do is just own it.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Robert Kennedy Jr. Apologizes For Comparing Autism Vaccine Effects To The "Holocaust"

Mister Kennedy, hold on, I’m just thinking out loud here:
Do you
Realize that Jenny McCarthy now sounds less crazy than
You do?


Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Four Blackwater Contractors Get Prison Terms For 2007 Massacre In Baghdad

If they had murdered Blacks in the Midwest
Instead of Arabs the Mideast
Their chance to have beaten this rap would
Have very greatly increased.



Unarmed Black Man Killed By White Reserve Sheriff Who Mistook His Handgun For His Taser

Being Black in America has always been hard starting
With slavery & then later dealing with the Klan
But there was a certain simplicity ages ago in how it
Came down to being messed with by The Man.

Now it’s more complex and there are additional forces
That will wind up tending to be
Trickier, like attacks by guys who aren’t really The Man
But are merely pretending to be.