Monday, February 24, 2014
He's white and middle-aged
And always in a rage:
Every paparazzi he wants to box ---
He needs a new start, he's
Ideal to switch parties
And become a commentator for Fox.
Friday, February 21, 2014
Rand Paul, Rick Perry: Ted Nugent Should Apologize For Calling President Obama A “Chimpanzee” & A “Subhuman Mongrel”
I saw this coming and
Knew it would foment
For Republicans their
Sister Souljah moment.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
What's making the governor
Feel so glad now?
Blaming the whole shebang
On Rachel Maddow.
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
His goal was to fire up all the crowds
To show that he hasn't lost it ---
Insiders were surprised he didn't eat
The read meat before he tossed it.
You have to admit that's a very bold position
Both unyielding and unflinching ---
I guess it was another Clarence Thomas who
Railed about a "high-tech" lynching.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
That isn't a joke. It's a real headline --- I'm not
If that doesn't get Christie back to New Jersey,