Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Monday, March 30, 2015

Indiana Governor Keeps His State In The Hot Seat


A defensive Gov. Pence tried to reframe
His controversial legislation
As actually being about tolerance & not
At all about discrimination.

It won’t fly: the burgeoning backlash has
Already kicked him card:
That’s why he’s now having to resort to
Playing the victim card.

http://www.cnn.com/…/mike-pence-indiana-anti-lgbt-religiou…/



Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Game-Changer With Cruz Running For The White House


We have a President from Kenya.
Ted can now be the man of the
Moment by being the very first
U.S. leader born in Canada.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Trump Forms Exploratory Committee To Make 2016 White House Run


It’s as newsworthy as saying that inmates
Make up the most people at Sing Sing
Or that amateur clowns often attend the
Clown college sponsored by Ringling.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Missouri Lt. Governor Claims The Justice Department Is Racist, Not St. Louis


Peter Kinder’s remarks are both ignorant & wrong
And here’s the simple reason why:
They have all the gravitas of that childhood taunt,
“I know you are but what am I?”

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

GOP Lawmaker Aaron Shock --- Besieged With “Downton Abbey" Decorating & Ethics Questions --- Resigns


I’m sure for friends and supporters his quitting
Was a terribly difficult and painful thing to see.
The worst day in Shock’s life? (No, that was when
Matthew Crawley died at the end of season three.)

http://abcnews.go.com/…/aaron-schock-resigns-congres…/story…

 

Satan Weighs In On Arkansas Lawmaker Who “Rehomed” Adoptive Girls To A Man Who Raped One Of Them


“Justin Harris claims these two were possessed.
Spoiler alert: they weren’t. Hubba hubba!
I am so proud of this Bible-thumping Republican.
He ain’t heavy --- he’s my Beelzebubba.”

http://www.arktimes.com/…/rep-justin-harris-was-eligible-fo…