Showing posts with label affair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label affair. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

Anti-Obama Activist’s Affair Ends His Presidency At NYC Christian College


I’m sure all his higher-ups at this school
Didn’t want to lose a
Right-wing mouthpiece as distinguished
As Mister D’Souza.

Alas, it appears he has a new squeeze but
Is still, you know, married: sheesh!
If a shorter leash had been used by the Mrs.
You’d still have that job, Dinesh.

You did so cherish telling each and every Democrat
To --- essentially --- just shove it:
Too bad you forgot about the commandments, i.e.
The one that suggests not to covet.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/10/dsouzas_hard_fall.php?ref=fpblg

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Kristen Stewart Apologizes For Cheating On Robert Pattinson In Brief Fling With Married Director


Stewart so often appears lifeless and depressed:
When walking she barely seems perpendicular.
It’s hard for me to imagine her having the energy
For something romantically extracurricular.