Before Pacquiao Fight, Mitt Met The Boxer And Said, “Hi Manny, I Ran For President And Lost”

Gov. Romney, I’m passing along some thoughts

With a rather simple goal so that

You won’t make that mistake again: There isn’t

Anyone who doesn’t know that.

Should you meet Mr. Pacquiao a second time

(Which I bet would be nice)

I know it sounds odd & uncanny but trust me:

“Hi Manny” will suffice.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/mitt-romney-gets-front-row-seat-manny-pacquiao-031002224--box.html

Multi-Millionaire Romney Lunches With Obama At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

I would bet the one thought that

Must’ve made Mitt sigh

Is the White House is the only house

In America he can't buy.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/over-lunch-obama-romney-pledge-to-stay-in

Mitt (Way Too Late) Says His Leaked Comments Were “Completely Wrong”

Mitt now disavows his 47% speech

In its

Entirety, but he kept talking for 74

Minutes.

He was more eloquent than ever and

What’s caused him so much grief

Is most Americans (finally!) know each

Cherished Romney core belief.

Rove and Adelson raised millions & now must feel

Like absolute and total schmucks ---

They were undone by a cell phone camera that I bet

Cost less than a few hundred bucks.

http://news.yahoo.com/romney-says-completely-wrong-47-percent-comments-050305729--abc-news-politics.html

Chris Christie Says Wednesday’s Debate Will Let Mitt “Restart” His Campaign

How many “restarts” does Gov. Romney need

Before looking totally diminished?

That option isn’t really on the table but we are

Much closer to his being “finished.”

The last Republican I can think of who similarly was

Bereft of any message to sell

To voters was Bush the Elder --- you may recall how

For the GOP it didn’t go well.

It looks as if the guys running Mitt's campaign

Are incompetent and asleep at the controls

If instead of closing the deal they’re restarting

A month before people head to the polls.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/christie-debate-restart-romney-154114765--election.html

Romney Whines About “Character Assassination”

Such a dull man still manages

To always fascinate:

When you lack character, there

Is none to assassinate.

http://news.yahoo.com/romney-talks-polls-character-assassination-promotes-role-mass-014157036--abc-news-politics.html

Romney On The 47% Comment: “That’s Not The Campaign, That Was Me”

So, Mitt isn’t his campaign? Wow.

What a strange point of view his is.

That’s the boldest splitting of hairs

Since Bill redefined what “is” is.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-57518137/romney-my-campaign-doesnt-need-a-turnaround/

Romney Says His Campaign Doesn’t Need A “Turnaround”

If Mitt’s campaign were a company Bain took over

There would now be terrible tensions

As they sold furniture, computers and tried to screw

Its employees out of their pensions.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/romney-says-campaign-doesn-t-turnaround-233736212--election.html

Romney Calls Half The Country Entitled “Victims” Getting Government Help

Yet another day with even  

More gaffes to fight off.

Mitt's running out of voters

To piss off and write off.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/09/romney-hidden-video-fundraiser-47-percent.php?ref=fpa

Romney & Ryan Are Still Hyping A Budget Plan With No Details

If they were used car salesman, they wouldn’t
Say if the car had been in crash.
They wouldn’t let you look at the odometer
But would like you to pay cash.

They wouldn’t let you gaze under the hood
But would say the engine is the best: I’ve
Also forgotten to mention they wouldn’t
Discuss allowing you to take a test drive.

Romney Forgets (Or Doesn’t Know) The Name Of The Head Of Britain’s Labour Party

In related news, Mitt said he loves sci-fi movies

Whenever the aliens land

Approach an earthling and then boldly tell them,

“Take me to your Miliband!”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mr-leader-did-mitt-romney-forget-ed-milibands-name-7978925.html

Romney Tells NBC He Doubts Olympics Will Go Well & British People Seem Insufficiently Excited

This gaffe so stunned pundits here and abroad

Some briefly seem to lack words ---

Humiliated, Mitt walked back his criticism like

A dressage horse walking backwards.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/romney-london-olympics-gaffes.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

Romney Campaign Lets Criticism Of His Sending Jobs Overseas Go Unanswered

Mitt’s inability to have these attacks confronted

Suggests he’s endorsed

The idea of having all of his domestic surrogates

Be similarly outsourced.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/romney-campaign-lets-outsourcing-attacks-go-unansw

On New App, Romney's Campaign Calls USA "Amercia"

This is a massive & embarrassing typo

That can’t be what Mitt had desired:

Expect a spokesman to soon announce

The person who did it has been fried.

http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/30/11957509-mitt-romneys-new-app-is-for-a-better-amercia-err-i-mean-america?ocid=ansmsnbc11

Romney Regrets "I Like To Fire People" Comment

This is understandable, an awful gaffe
He's trying now to edit
But like his attack on a gay classmate,
No one will forget it.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/24/romney-thinks-twice-after-fire-people-comment/?hpt=hp_t2

While Addressing Latino Group, Romney Never Mentioned Immigration

This is such a knuckleheaded thing to do
And so very easy to disparage:
It's like talking to gays & lesbians without
Ever bringing up gay marriage.

Spending Untold Millions To Buy An Election

I'd be willing to guess it will work
For Mitt in
The same way it did for Governor
Meg Whitman.

Mitt Apologizes For "Dumb Things" He Did In Prep School

The king of flipping and flopping
First didn't recall any day
He and friends bullied classmates
Both known to be gay.

Then, hold on, Mitt did remember
This part of each situation:
Neither incident had anything to do
With sexual orientation.

These "things" were hostile --- not "dumb."
Before any of us any further get caught up
In spin, "dumb" is running for president and
Thinking stuff like this won't be brought up.

Romney Won't Talk About His Faith

Obama was called a "secret Muslim" which sounds
Like a bad guy in a movie by Roger Corman.
Mitt's refusal to discuss his religion makes me think
That he might be a "secret Mormon."

Mitt's Speech At Ohio College Should Not Have Been Given To People About To Operate Heavy Machinery

Yet another (yawn) example that
Is singularly prominent ---
A good word to describe Romney
Is the adjective somnolent.

I'd explain this further & how Mitt's appearance
Was especially lousy
But just thinking about it and him is making me
Increasingly drowsy.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/04/college-students-not-exactly-fired-up-for-mitt-romney.php