Southern California Weather Update

After two months of 100+ temperatures

I now have many reasons

To think that the time has finally come to

Reconfigure the seasons.

Fall will pack its bags, then hail a cab and take over

January, December and also November.

Winter will splinter into February, March and April.

(In time, this will get easier to remember.)

Spring will relocate to May, June & July, a decision

Both well-intentioned and sober.

Summer will follow suit and now hang its hat during

August, September and October.

Some month names may change (Maypril, Decembruary)

But that may be confusing:

So, for the time being, it’s probably smart to just keep the
12 ones we’ve been using.