Justin Timberlake’s Rich Pal Who Sells Houses Made A Wedding Video Mocking People Who Don’t Have A House

Justin Huchel is this idiot’s name

He’s someone we can really hate

Who gives us yet another reason

To loathe people in real estate.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-homeless-wedding-video-apology

Serial Molester Jimmy Savile's Coffin Is Encased In Concrete --- Allegedly For Two Reasons

One was so no one would be able to open the grave.

The other? The situation

Was so the planned memorial to be put on top would

Have a secure foundation.

I just don’t buy those explanations and when

All is done and said

He was simply a perverted bastard who knew

How to plan ahead.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221

At The Last Debate, The Mitt-Dr. Evil Connection

Every time that Obama criticized him,

Mitt desperately tried to nip it

In the bud by talking over him. I was

Waiting for him to say, “Zip it!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32C0eKRQVt8

Cycling Legend Stripped Of All His Tour de France Titles

Lance Armstrong's career
Now is so checkered
That he can't even keep a
Sheryl Crow record.

I Have No Position On This Poem

The editor of The Atlanta-Journal Constitution

The day before the final debate

Told NPR for three years his paper has not

Endorsed any candidate.

Kevin Riley did lots of research & he claimed

Readers wanted partitions

Between all the events that papers cover daily

And any political positions.

This is the direction papers should go, i.e.

Movie critics reviewing should

Mention the cast & the plot but never if a

Film is either bad or good.

What a new and exciting time for journalism

When no longer in their dominion

Is the need (for fear of offending readers or

Advertisers) to have an opinion.

Yup, this sure is a golden era for each and

Every newspaper institution:

The framers would be proud The Atlanta-

Journal has no constitution.

http://www.onthemedia.org/people/kevin-riley/

Sexual Abuse In The Boy Scouts Is Comparable To The Priest Molesting Scandals

Maybe what the besieged Scouts need

To not feel in such a lurch

Is to boldly pursue a possible merger

With the Catholic church.

It could prove beneficial for both groups

To become a joined community:

The act of communion could now provide

Both grace and also immunity.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57535352/boy-scout-files-show-sex-abuse-cover-ups/

Anti-Obama Activist’s Affair Ends His Presidency At NYC Christian College

I’m sure all his higher-ups at this school
Didn’t want to lose a
Right-wing mouthpiece as distinguished
As Mister D’Souza.

Alas, it appears he has a new squeeze but
Is still, you know, married: sheesh!
If a shorter leash had been used by the Mrs.
You’d still have that job, Dinesh.

You did so cherish telling each and every Democrat
To --- essentially --- just shove it:
Too bad you forgot about the commandments, i.e.
The one that suggests not to covet.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/10/dsouzas_hard_fall.php?ref=fpblg

After The Last Debate, Tagg Romney Threatened President Obama

I’m not a violent man but I sure

Would get in the ring with him.

You heard me right: Mitt’s son?

I’d like to take a swing at him.

I’ll knock him out and then gesture

Triumphantly in the air

And as a shout-out to his old man,

I’ll cut off all Tagg’s hair.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-7805482/video-tagg-romney-says-he-wanted-to-swing-at-obama-30894885.html

More Thoughts About The Second Debate

I recall playing tennis in high school and knowing
There was just no way to confuse it:
Even though I’d won a watch, the real truth was
My opponent found a way to lose it.

This came to mind watching the Hofstra debate.
The first one? I now knew it
Had been a case where Mitt hadn’t really won
But Obama simply blew it.

This was accentuated then by Mitt’s aggression
But Barack got his might back
In Round 2 when instead of being fair & polite
He knew he had to fight back.

Obama possesses that coveted momentum and
In their upcoming last fight
His opponent will be swinging even more wildly
Than he was doing last night

And as Mitt desperately tries to make contact
His prospects will start to teeter:
He’ll need a knockout sooner than later because
Time’s running out on his meter.

The Second Presidential Debate

Mitt got hit

Often & hard.

Obama (booyah!)

Played the 47% card.

Romney support

Still isn’t brimmin’

With binders

Full of women.

His Benghazi boo-boo

Was a major no-no ---

His homies winced &

Must’ve cried, “Oh, no!”

Question I’d Ask Mitt At Tonight’s Presidential Debate

You famously told those fat cats in Boca Raton

You don’t have 47% of the nation’s back:

You later denied this. If you lied then, shouldn’t

You give those folks their donations back?

I Hope Someone’s In A Car Behind Endeavor Unaware Of Its Historic (But Slow) Journey Across Los Angeles

He’s running late, can’t stop glaring at the shuttle and
In no way does approve. It.
Makes him crazy, he beeps and he yells, “C’mon, pal!
Pick up the speed! Move it!”

Late-Breaking Thought Regarding Paul Ryan & The VP Debate

He was like a nervous Catholic school kid

Ordered to go to confessional:

He didn’t seem especially presidential, or for

That matter, even congressional.

Early Thursday Evening

I was startled by all of this awful screeching

And wondered who might be at fault.

Then I realized it was just the skidding tires

Of Mitt’s momentum coming to a halt.

The pundit class loves mocking Biden ---

(He’s a blurter! He might be infirm!)

All Joe did last night was make it look like

Barack will get to have a second term.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/cbs-poll-50-percent-uncommitted-voters-declare-biden

Southern California Weather Update

After two months of 100+ temperatures

I now have many reasons

To think that the time has finally come to

Reconfigure the seasons.

Fall will pack its bags, then hail a cab and take over

January, December and also November.

Winter will splinter into February, March and April.

(In time, this will get easier to remember.)

Spring will relocate to May, June & July, a decision

Both well-intentioned and sober.

Summer will follow suit and now hang its hat during

August, September and October.

Some month names may change (Maypril, Decembruary)

But that may be confusing:

So, for the time being, it’s probably smart to just keep the
12 ones we’ve been using.

Sesame Workshop Asks Obama Campaign To Not Use Ads Featuring Its Characters

Are they trying to be fair to Mitt Romney

Who wants to kill PBS? OK, but

If that’s how they think, then maybe they

Should have their funding cut.

Sesame Street now should be getting tough

Not taking it and whining, “Ouch.”

More than Big Bird they need to get in touch

With their inner Oscar the Grouch.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/10/sesame-street-requests-obama-ad-come-down-137888.html

Why (If I Win The Lottery) I Will Give USC $30 Million

This is on the level. I am absolutely telling the truth.

This isn’t just some half-assed, half-baked prophecy:

But Schwarzenegger’s think tank will be renamed the

Mildred Baena Institute for State and Global Policy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/arnold-schwarzenegger-usc-institute_n_1909791.html

Mitt (Way Too Late) Says His Leaked Comments Were “Completely Wrong”

Mitt now disavows his 47% speech

In its

Entirety, but he kept talking for 74

Minutes.

He was more eloquent than ever and

What’s caused him so much grief

Is most Americans (finally!) know each

Cherished Romney core belief.

Rove and Adelson raised millions & now must feel

Like absolute and total schmucks ---

They were undone by a cell phone camera that I bet

Cost less than a few hundred bucks.

http://news.yahoo.com/romney-says-completely-wrong-47-percent-comments-050305729--abc-news-politics.html

Why Christie Will Never Be President

It’s not because Chris is so out of shape that he

Never could’ve been accepted in ROTC:

It’s because we don’t want a leader who looks

Like Corleone henchman, Luca Brasi.

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/Luca%20Brasi%20150x120.jpeg

That Former Governor Of The Golden State (And Those Kinds Of Things)

                    

Arnold relished lording it over everyone.

One of celebrity’s great gloaters ---

He was screwing the maid at the same time

Screwing over Cahl-ee-forn-ya voters.

After the damaging love child story came out

He was feeling on the brink. Sank
Twenty million into a vanity project to rescue

His image: his very own think tank.

Body-building, the Kennedys, Hollywood: one can

Resent the forces that spawned him.

All those muscles and all of that strength but oddly

Unable to lift a condom.

Boy Scouts Will Now Report Abusers Whose Child Molesting Was Previously Ignored

This went undetected for so long, one wonders

If in their memorabilia

Perhaps we’ll find secret merit badges handed

Out for pedophilia.

http://news.yahoo.com/boy-scouts-report-pedophiles-missed-previously-072253556.html