Saturday, July 7, 2012

Chris Christie’s Jersey Shore Meltdown With Pro-Teacher Passerby

In the annals of famous fat tough guys,
Gangster Al Capone
Deployed a baseball bat and for that is
Still widely known.

And here the Garden State governor
Was heard to piss and moan
Looking something less than macho
Wielding an ice cream cone.

Perhaps he was so mad because he was caught
Having this non-dietetic treat
The kind of food he swore to his doctors & wife
He knows better than to eat.

In any event, the only thing
About him
You could honestly call thin
Is his skin.

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