Mitt Romney 101 (Vol. #17)

When asked about his taxes
His eyes start rapidly blinking.
This means what he says next
Isn’t what he’s really thinking.

He’ll then switch to nervous laughing
But bet even money
That nothing he’s said or heard then
Is remotely funny.

An absence, a genuine fake but his
Political problems are real:
When you’re nothing, everything
Is something to conceal.