The Remarkable "Booya!" To Charleston Shooter Dylann Roof

Hated Blacks, found solace in
Extremist internet escapism:
Wanted to start a race war but
Launched a war on racism.


http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/11/us/south-carolina-confederate-flag.html?_r=0

A Little Backstory On Ken Calvert, The California Lawmaker Behind The Recent GOP Attempt To Save The Confederate Flag

Once in a car in his Golden State district
A hooker had her head in Calvert’s lap.
He told a cop they were “just talking.”
(I would’ve said she was taking a nap.)

That same year, 1993, he was divorced
And accused of alimony he did not pay
And right at that particular point in time
Calvert had an amazing thing to say.


He noted that all of these various events
That had been happening to him lately
Had “helped him become a better person”
And also enabled him “to mature greatly.”


Frequenting hookers & not paying alimony
I bet most sensible people would be loath
To regard as reliable paths to take when
One becomes focused on personal growth.


This sundae isn’t really in need of a cherry but
There is one that I would like to place:
From the House floor, Calvert criticized Clinton
For his affair with Monica Whatsherface.

That Was The Week That Was (2015 Edition)

Obamacare Survives! Gay Marriage Passes!
(Some feared they might wind up in a deadlock.)
The Confederacy Gets Kicked To The Curb!
Bristol Palin Is Preggers Again Out Of Wedlock!

Word Up! D To The Y To The L To The A To The Double N!

Yo yo! My man! You --- with haste --- swore
That you wanted nothing less than a race war.

Are you just another white trash ignoramus?
Hell, no! In a bright flash, you’re famous!


It sounds like absolute and total bliss to me
What with your now being a part of history.


(The only downside is that some haters will nag
That you pretty much killed the Confederate flag.


I’d bet your Obama-loving jailers block news
That you oughta now be getting from Fox News.


Sorry to say that all of this is as bad as it sounds ---
No more Stars and Bars on SC state house grounds.


Insult to injury, this bold move by Haley, Nikki
Looks like it may even spread over to Mississippi


And even to some other Southern states, too,
And all this pro-Yankee stuff is cause of you.


Yeah, it ain’t right, but who could have guessed so
Much could go so wrong with your little manifesto?


Prison’s gonna be hard ‘cause right out of the gate you
Amazingly found a way to make fellow racists hate you.


Who knows what may explode when you cause sparks?
You’re now kinda like the anti-Confederate Rosa Parks.)