Mysterious Super Pac Was Funded By Billionaire Behind Attacks On Kerry’s Vietnam War Service

Bob Perry tried to help races in North Dakota

And Montana at a cost

Of around $1 million --- in both of these cases,

The Republicans lost.

This would suggest Mr. Perry who

Had skill with Swift Boats

Was not so successful this time in

His attempts to shift votes.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/11/bob_perry_freedom_fund_north_america.php?ref=fpb

Multi-Millionaire Romney Lunches With Obama At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

I would bet the one thought that

Must’ve made Mitt sigh

Is the White House is the only house

In America he can't buy.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/over-lunch-obama-romney-pledge-to-stay-in

Thinking Outside The (TV) Box

Fire Angus T. Jones after

His unhinged crazy FU.

Hire Charlie Sheen back

To play his own nephew.

                                   

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/jake-men-disses-show-article-1.1208810

Breezy Point In Queens Was Victimized First By Hurricane Sandy, Now By Looters

When I heard they stole kids’ piggy banks

I said to myself, “Man, this

Is so low you’d have to try really hard to

Get any lower than this.”

Locals are livid and won’t take it lying down.

I saw this defiant attitude begin

With a home that has a new sign on its door:

“I'm here and armed. Come on in.”

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/11/piggy-banks-robbed-in-sandy-wrecked-breezy-point.html

Whenever I See Photographs Of John McCain & Lindsay Graham

The former seems like an aging lion who’s

Been feisty his entire life:

The latter looks like his long-suffering and

Plain but very loyal wife.

http://images.politico.com/global/news/090521_mccain_graham_reut.jpg

Romney Adviser Says Right Wing Polling Faces A “Systemic Crisis”

This isn’t rocket science: they

So badly wanted Mitt to win

That they never met a statistic

They weren’t happy to spin.

This may be stating the obvious and is a

Point that I don’t really mean to flog

But I’m pretty sure that Republicans are

Allowed to read Nate Silver’s blog.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/romney-adviser-conservative-polling-facing-some-kind-of?ref=fpb

End Of The Road For Allen West

The Tea Party favorite (finally) conceded:

His limelight ends, his moment passes.

He said he now wants to spend more time

Avoiding anger management classes.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/allen-west-concedes-florida-house-race

The Hollywood Reporter Comes Clean About Its Involvement In The Blacklist

If this were going on today, people wouldn’t
Be playing the same games:
Folks would be lining up in order to be the
Very first to name names.

Fights would break out outside hearings:
Many people will have flown
Great distances on their own dime just to
Drop a dime on Oliver Stone.

(Does that seem insensitive, cruel and unfair?
Not really to avoid the ravages
Of having to sit through absolute junk like
Stone’s latest flop, “Savages.”)

The Wachowskis? See ya! Larry-Lana came
Under the spell of a dominatrix:
They get no love from me because I sat through
The third installment of “The Matrix.”

Everyone can happily join in and pile on ---
Hollywood won’t need to lick its
Wounds about blacklisting: so many people
Will show up, they can sell tickets.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/blacklist-thr-addresses-role-65-391931

Thoughts On The Possible Demise Of a Snack Food

San Francisco Supervisor Dan White
In 1978 was filled with rage
And into modern political history
Was able to write his own page.

He shot & killed Mayor George Moscone
And just a few minutes later that day
Did the very same thing to Harvey Milk
A supervisor who was openly gay.

White’s lawyers blamed it partly on junk food
And to the jury did boldly commence
To ask them to seriously consider what has
Become known as the “Twinkie Defense.”

White’s conviction was on a lesser charge
Which many people continue to agree
Was inappropriate because it was clear what
Happened was murder in the first degree.

If Twinkies hadn’t been selected, would
Jurors have been as quick on the uptake
To embrace a defense based on Ding Dongs,
Sno Balls or even a Hostess Cupcake?

More Head-Scratching About Mitt’s Well-Financed Defeat

Unearned optimism was their Kool-Aid
To spin every statistic:
Charitably, one could say they’d been
Guardedly unrealistic.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2012/11/why_romney_was_surprised_to_lose_his_campaign_had_the_wrong_numbers_bad.html

Second U.S. General Sent Thousands Of Inappropriate Emails To Woman Linked To Petraeus Scandal

What emoticons are best to use when you’re

Getting flirty online so much with

A woman who isn’t your wife? John Allen is

Who you should get in touch with.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/13/15130151-isaf-commander-gen-john-allen-under-investigation-over-inappropriate-emails?lite

Why The GOP Is Obsessed With That Embassy Attack In Libya

Can’t figure it out? This is understandable

But don’t worry --- perhaps a light oughta

Go over your head when I say they think

Benghazi in English means “Whitewater.”

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/11/what-about-benghazi.html

Why Romney Lost (Vol. #17)

If this were football, what Mitt had

Been doing ad hoc

Is holding onto the ball and trying to

Run out the clock.

This time-tested strategy can often work

But what should be said

Is don’t run out the clock if you’re behind

Only if you’re ahead.

With Romney’s Loss, Right Wing Loon Victoria Jackson Tweets That Our Country Is No Longer Living

Honey, take a closer look:

What’s clear is

America’s not dead but

Your career is.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00055290.html

Obama Loses First Debate, Still Wins Second Term

It is more than appropriate

On this particular date

To ride into the sunset & say

“Hi-yo, Silver (Nate.)”

If Obama’s Handling Of Hurricane Sandy Keeps Helping Him Until Election Day

Just as the Saxons

Despised the Normans

This will prove that

God hates Mormons.