John Edwards' Mistress Has A Memoir Coming Out Later This Month

Philanderers, after soul-searching,
And a long hard look feel
Nothing could ever be any worse
Than an ex- with a book deal.

Rielle Hunter’s so scary that cheating husbands
May see this as a parable
With such a downside that some may reconsider
Anything extramarital.

She’ll inspire these guys to mend their ways
And stop tomcatting tomfoolery.
These men will start showering their wives
With fancy cars and jewelry.

Exotic vacations, expensive dinners will be
Added to atone for their misdeeds.
Ms. Hunter could give our ailing economy
The boost it so desperately needs.

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