Mrs. Romney has horses that are
Each worth a few hundred grand:
Yeah --- that’s a hobby financially
Strapped voters can understand.
Everyone on her husband’s staff is wary
That it very well may seem
Elitist that one of Ann’s horses is on the
Olympics equestrian team.
One other aspect about this that
Makes your jaw clench
Is that she favors dressage, which
C’mon, is just tres French.
The Romney campaign will all insist
This is a feather in Ann’s chapeau.
Marie Antoinette would be so proud:
“Let them eat gateau!”