They’re unabashedly aimed at guys
The macho and the wimpy:
Who cares how the scampi is when
The outfits are so skimpy?
Men love their waitresses more than usual
And adore it when they hover much
Of the time. There isn’t a cover charge and
The outfits don’t ever cover much.
Some of these chains try to not seem sleazy
But one may perhaps sense a
Determination wasn’t made with Mugs N Jugs
To target members of Mensa.