Mitt Apologizes For "Dumb Things" He Did In Prep School

The king of flipping and flopping
First didn't recall any day
He and friends bullied classmates
Both known to be gay.

Then, hold on, Mitt did remember
This part of each situation:
Neither incident had anything to do
With sexual orientation.

These "things" were hostile --- not "dumb."
Before any of us any further get caught up
In spin, "dumb" is running for president and
Thinking stuff like this won't be brought up.