Despite thick skin, both the Obamas must
By now be so hurt
By the dignified guy who co-wrote & also
Starred in “Joe Dirt”
But I doubt we’ll see signs of panic from
Any White House handler
At criticism from a hack who’s become
A wingman for Adam Sandler.
In addition to now being a faded star
For David, the additional curse is
Having talent so small it can fit in one
Of his sister-in-law Kate’s tiny purses.