That Was The Week That Was (2015 Edition)

Obamacare Survives! Gay Marriage Passes!
(Some feared they might wind up in a deadlock.)
The Confederacy Gets Kicked To The Curb!
Bristol Palin Is Preggers Again Out Of Wedlock!

Word Up! D To The Y To The L To The A To The Double N!

Yo yo! My man! You --- with haste --- swore
That you wanted nothing less than a race war.

Are you just another white trash ignoramus?
Hell, no! In a bright flash, you’re famous!


It sounds like absolute and total bliss to me
What with your now being a part of history.


(The only downside is that some haters will nag
That you pretty much killed the Confederate flag.


I’d bet your Obama-loving jailers block news
That you oughta now be getting from Fox News.


Sorry to say that all of this is as bad as it sounds ---
No more Stars and Bars on SC state house grounds.


Insult to injury, this bold move by Haley, Nikki
Looks like it may even spread over to Mississippi


And even to some other Southern states, too,
And all this pro-Yankee stuff is cause of you.


Yeah, it ain’t right, but who could have guessed so
Much could go so wrong with your little manifesto?


Prison’s gonna be hard ‘cause right out of the gate you
Amazingly found a way to make fellow racists hate you.


Who knows what may explode when you cause sparks?
You’re now kinda like the anti-Confederate Rosa Parks.)

White Supremacist Leader Name-checked In Dylann Roof Manifesto Gave Thousands To Republicans, Including Several White House Candidates

Earl Holt runs the “Council of Conservative Citizens.”
When I see a benign name like that, my view
Is the group should be called something more honest
Like, “I Hate All Blacks And You Should, Too.”

The GOP In 2015

Watch me cut through all
Of the clatter ---
Black Lives? Not so much:
White Guns Matter.

GOP Contenders Insist South Carolina Shootings Were An Attack On Faith

Really? That’s like a contrarian who
Amazingly wants to have debates
That 9-11 was only anti-skyscraper,
Not an attack on the United States.

The Charleston Shootings (Vol. #2)

Dylann Roof’s dad bought him the gun he used ---
Each one of them is a total piece of refuse.
Pop, you should’ve gotten him an Xbox so no one 
Would’ve gotten hurt during his meth use.

The Charleston Shootings (Vol. #1)

Without access to weapons, Dylann Roof

(I know it isn’t fair, but)

Is merely another sick, homely white loser

With a really bad haircut.

Updating Langston Hughes' "Dream Variations"

Rest at pale evening …
A tall, slim tree …
Night coming tenderly
Dolezal like me.

This Just In From The Hoosier State

The Mayor of South Bend comes out.
Anti-LGBT Gov. Mike Pence is thinking
He better do something fast to keep
Gay cooties out of what he’s drinking.


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Hastert Scandal Changes Washington Playing Field

Goodbye,
Benghazi.
Hello,
Denghazi.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/exclusive-alleged-dennis-hastert-sex-abuse-victim-named/story?id=31530828

Fallout From The Hastert Scandal In The 2016 Presidential Race

I’m not saying that everything about him is
Completely suspicious and totally shady
But is it wise to make a White House bid if
He could win and be his own First Lady?


http://www.washingtonpost.com/…/lindsey-graham-expected-to…/