He roars and shoots flames as he attempts
To bring both terror and death
But pauses in the middle of this mayhem
Because he has to catch his breath.
His trashing of yet another modern city
Takes an unexpected new direction:
He stares at a mirrored skyscraper and
Is unhappy with his tubby reflection.
What can humans do to stop this assault
That’s worse than any plague?
Convince Gamera to pull Godzilla aside
And insist he go to Jenny Craig.