How The Sordid Sterling-Clippers Era Should End

“Hi, Donald. I’m Oprah. Don’t get up.
I’m sure to you this seems tragic
But the handwriting was on the wall
In how you talked about Magic.

I know this is a bit awkward but the reason
That you do have to sell
The team is not because you’re a racist but
Simply because you smell.

Oh, and being a minority-hating slumlord
Is nothing anyone could cheer.
Whatever. We’re done --- please just sign
Right here and here and here.

One more little thing --- smile and say cheese!
Got it! I guarantee that I am
As soon as possible going to make sure & put
This selfie of us on Instagram."