Fallout From Ben Affleck Not Receiving
A Directing Nomination For “Argo”
He’ll get that Oscar down the road
As a gimme --- really.
Even if he decides to take the helm
On a sequel to “Gigli.”
How Melissa McCarthy Should Respond To Rex
Reed’s Nasty Comments About Her Weight
Take him out to some old school
restaurant after sending L.A.
An invite that’s a handwritten note:
Be very demure but then (like she often did in “Identity Thief”)
Suddenly punch him in the throat.