Thursday, February 21, 2013

Two Poems In Honor Of Hollywood & The 2013 Academy Awards


Fallout From Ben Affleck Not Receiving
A Directing Nomination For “Argo”

He’ll get that Oscar down the road
As a gimme --- really.
Even if he decides to take the helm
On a sequel to “Gigli.”


How Melissa McCarthy Should Respond To Rex
Reed’s Nasty Comments About Her Weight

Take him out to some old school L.A. restaurant after sending
An invite that’s a handwritten note:
Be very demure but then (like she often did in “Identity Thief”)
Suddenly punch him in the throat.

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