To make you hurt, son:
He’ll also be coming soon to
Seize your squirt gun.
He wants your thumb and index finger
So you can’t beckon
With them and then pretend that your
Hand is a weapon.
This revelation will make you wish
You were loaded and locked:
New laws will even prevent you from
Ever going off half-cocked.
! Stay awake!! Wayne
If you take a nap, one
Of Barack’s jack-booted thugs will
Also steal your cap gun.