The fierceness of the NRA’s panic at
Legislation suggests this lesson:
Churches worship various gods but
They worship Smith & Wesson.
To obtain they protection they seek
(I’ll offer this advice gratis)
Maybe the NRA should go ahead
And apply for church status.
Yeah, I know, it doesn’t make much sense
As a gun-lovers methodology
But this is the kind of thinking that’s helped
The supporters of Scientology.
Forget the second amendment! The NRA’s
New plan will have hinged on
Not guns but on how their religious beliefs
Are wrongly being impinged on.
This kind of bold thinking outside the box
May allow them to survive this test
And gives new meaning to “Praise the Lord
And pass the” --- you know the rest.