Thursday, January 10, 2013

Bonds, Clemens & Sosa Get Hall Of Fame Bum’s Rush

Baseball now needs a new Hall Of Fame
Where standing ovations and hugs
Await all those players known to have
Used performance enhancing drugs.

Barry, Roger and Sammy won’t again
Ever care about Cooperstown
Once they’re told all of the details about
The new hall called Doperstown.

Competition is also fierce but entrance
Over there ultimately hinges
Not on home runs or batting average but
On having embraced syringes.

All of their exploits out on the field will
Have a chance to be protected:
This is how a shot in the arm (or lower)
For baseball will be injected.

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