Sunday, May 27, 2012

Aide To Pope Charged Over Leaked Vatican Letters

These confidential documents have
(It’s pretty easy to agree)
Lifted the lid on alleged nepotism &
Corruption at the Holy See.

To find out who was responsible
Authorities had to borrow
The skills of Miss Jane Marple
Or perhaps even Hercule Poirot.

One might imagine old mystery standards
Would normally forbid it
But people: this is a case where it appears
The butler actually did it.

Paolo Gabriele faces serious charges ---
I’m sure it also grieves
Fans of P.G. Wodehouse to see a butler
Who is so unlike Jeeves.

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