From My Hometown’s Recent Crime Blotter: Altadena Thief Steals New & Old Testament

The local police are probably going to suspect

An atheist who really needs his vision checked.

Or perhaps he’s a believer who has some disenchantment

With regard to the “Thou Shalt Not Steal” commandment.

http://www.altadenablog.com/2012/12/crime-blotter--1.html