Gingrich's One Financial Backer Is Billionaire Sheldon Adelson

This is just so wrong on so many levels
From any possible angle that you may look.
If he were a painting, he'd be a forgery.
If Newt were a novel, he'd be a vanity book.

Gingrich Says Georgia Win Will Launch Southern Sweep

This bold claim isn't one of
Newt's better epiphanies:
He also thinks they actually
Serve breakfast at Tiffany's.