Instead Of Saying Aspersions Were Cast On His “Character,” Louie Gohmert Said They Were Cast On His “Asparagus”

This was in a spat with Attorney General Holder:
The congressman seems stressed these days.
He’s overdue for some R&R and should head off
To relax on some much needed hollandaise.

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